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I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least I think it does.
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A senior student whom I’ve never met walks into my classroom in the middle of a lesson.
Her: “Do I look high?”
Me: “No.”
Her: “Good, cuz my dad’s about to pick me up and he’ll kill me if I’m high.”
She leaves. The class of bewildered seniors start laughing.
Senior Student: “Sir, she totally looked high.”
Me: “I know. And she’s about to learn a lesson.”
A different kind of Cinderella
best korean invention: these comics
(via the-yolocaust)
So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle
You think I’m joking don’t you
omfg
Notice as the air is coming out of the tire, how James Dean starts to slide down the balcony… and you’ll actually hear him exhale at one point. It’s as if the air has been let out of him too.
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